The Continuing Adventures of Jud

SCREAMING YELLOW GRASS ZONKER!!!

Suddenly there was this outrageous noise blasting the entirety of my universe, and I was all like what is that? Where am I??? Rolled over and looked at a clock and saw 8:45 and said oh oh! I was supposed to be up! Got my pants and boot on my broken ankle and jumped on the scooter (okay, more like crawled onto the scooter) and headed out the door and down the ramp to find my new (used) lawn Tractor! Saaaaaaaaa Weeeeeet!